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Stencheney-Palooza Tour \ Summer 07

by Susan Parker

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Sparxafire! OK. I’m still on this Cheney outrage… Apparently, today, the Washington Post printed parts 1 and 2 of a 4 part series that just basically sweeps up all the Cheney banana peels, eggshells, vomit powder, (Voban™) dirty laundry and Walter Reed mold into a single neat mountain and takes us on a “Stencheney-palooza” tour!

I hope the Post is not burying the lead, and saving for part 4 that Cheney ordered Oswald to shoot JFK or a final paragraph that begins, “And if you think all of that is bad, ……’ Yipes!

What is Cheney trying to accomplish? Honestly? What motivates the guy? Seriously?
Money? How many yachts can he waterski behind? (I hope everybody recognizes that line from the movie, Wall Street?) He just does not seem like the filthy rich, greedy kind of guy, with mansions and multi-million dollar jewels and art collections.

Power? Yes, surely he loves power… But power to _____ ? To _______ ? Kill Iraqis? Kill U.S. soldiers? Or … I’m at a loss, here. Power to make Haliburton the richest entity on earth? Hasn’t he already done that? World domination, like one of those Batman villains who wants to “take over the world…?” Take over the world and do what? Make us all eat corn three times a day? All wear a little Cheney tatoo on our forehead? I- I-know… I’m at a loss, here.

Fame? No, he doesn’t exactly behave like one who seeks the limelight, does he?

I would welcome your suggestions as to what you think makes Cheney behave like the Wizard of Oz, turning evil cranks behind some curtain… because I’m the brainless scarecrow out here, just lookin’ bad and scratchin’ hay out my head!

(You know he is laughing at us right this minute, don’t you?)


Posted in General on June 26th, 2007

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