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Quiz: Are You Out of Touch? Or Am I?

by Susan Parker

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So much of current events seem to share what I kindly refer to as “being out of touch.” Take this quiz to see where you stand:

1. You are the Republican president of the U.S. and declare that Republican presidential candidates see you as a “big asset” in the upcoming election. The next day, in a candidate forum, nobody mentions your name. You are:
A. Out of touch
B. An idiot and a big, fat liar
C. All the above.

2. You are a mercenary solider-of-fortune in Iraq and you shoot a bunch of civilians. You are:
A. Out of touch
B. A war criminal
C. All the above

3. You are a Democrat in Congress. You waste time debating and ultimately voting to condemn an ad with a pun that equates Petraeus with Betray-us. You are:
A. Not sure what you’re supposed to be doing.
B. Unclear about what you do for a living.
C. Stealing your paycheck from the taxpayers because you frankly don’t know how to do your duty.

This could go on forever. I could even throw in a Britney Spears deal:
4. You are Britney Spears and the judge just ordered you to undergo random drug testing to retain custody of your children.
A. You go home and take a nap.
B. You go shopping for underwear.
C. You go club-hopping and get roaring drunk and stagger about in full view of the papparazi.

Is it me? Am I the one who is out of touch? For example, how could any human with the credentials, record and approval ratings of your president stand in front of a microphone with a straight face and declare he is an “asset” to his party? When he does things like this, (”My fellow Americans, up is down.”) my initial reaction is anger. “How dare he think I am so stupid!”

Is that what this is all about? Do these people think I am that stupid? Or are they just that stupid???


Posted in General on September 23rd, 2007

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