I Got Nothin’
Sparxafire!
This just in from Idaho Senator and Airport Restroom Naughty Boy, Larry Craig on the Petraeus/Crocker presentation:
“I believe their testimony told a positive story. Our soldiers are making progress on the ground to provide breathing room for the Iraqi government, and we have seen a significant decrease in violence across the country, and most importantly, in Baghdad. That being said, the Iraqi government must stand up and prove to their people that they can govern and secure their country from violence.”
How embarrassing this must be for the homosexuals of America — not that Craig does a good job at being gay. In fact, he is a downright krap gay what with all the shame and repression and lashing out against his own and whatnot. Gays must realize that Craig is a krap gay, not a good, upstanding gay, and therefore any reasoning he does must be krap. Like his assessment about Petraeus’s remarks.
The kernel of the report was this (I paraphrase):
Petraeus - We think some good things have happened since the surge. The best thing to happen, a settling down in Anbar province, had nothing to do with anything we did. However, we think we gave some breathing space to the Iraqi government to get their act together. And as far as anything the U.S. military might be doing to help keep Americans safe, I got nothin’.
Crocker - Well, doggone it, as soon as the Iraqi government got a whiff of that breathing space, they misunderstood and took a month off for vacation. Sorry, but as far as the Iraqi government getting its act together, I got nothin’.
And that’s what your statecraft informer heard!
The only thing I care about is stopping the increases in American deaths and the American debt. And I deeeeeeeeeeeeply resent that we are suffering all this loss out of 85% sheer stupidity and 15% filthy politics.
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