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BOO! Vampires In Washington!!

by Staff Writer

Happy Halloween!

Today, a good number of young people will be dressed up as vampires. They’ll go knocking door-to-door, house-to-house, demanding treats, and hope to end the day with a bag fool of goodies!

Today, and every day in Washington, a good number of older people will be dressed up in suits and skirts. They’ll go knocking door-to-door, house-to-senate, demanding votes, and hope to end the day with a briefcase full of promises!

The kids will look like the movie vampires, but they’ll just be playing.

The grown-ups will look like you or I, but they’ll be acting a lot like “real� vampires. Yes, they’ll continue sucking the very life’s blood out of our government, making Republicans and Democrats their hollow, willing slaves, while they and their kind pursue the immortal quest for power.

These everyday Washington vampires all have reasons for their blood lust. Regardless of their party of choice, Republican or Democrat (and some of these creatures swing both ways), many even call themselves patriots, in the revolutionary sense of the word. To them, people like us, We, the People, are “the great unwashed,� the “suckers born every minute,� “cattle.� To them, as to a few Founding Fathers, we are not to be trusted with real power. Our votes are not really meant to change anything.

But they are dead wrong. The NEXT American Revolution is our answer to all the Washington vampires who haunt our country in the darkness come Election Day!

The votes we cast next Tuesday for every candidate who IS NOT Democrat or Republican, will be like a stake through the heart of these parasitic, deluded beasts. Let them wither under the light shone by your valiant votes!

Be a part of The NEXT American Revolution. It’s time throw a real scare into the powers that be in Washington. Oh, and don’t forget the garlic!


2 Responses to “BOO! Vampires In Washington!!”

  1. Aaron Says:

    If we got rid of ’senority’ in the Senate, that would kill a lot of problems with re-electing idiot incumbents I think.

    Aaron.

  2. Tim Says:

    Hey Aaron,

    You don’t have to be an incumbant to be an “idiot,” but it sure does seem to help :-)

    And I agree with you… We can get rid of seniority. Every couple of years we can VOTE them out!

    Meantime, ket’s keep thinking like revolutionaries, and make a real change this year!

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