Bin Laden’s Head Rap
Sparxafire!
As the anniversary of 9/11 approaches, we are apparently treated to a video from Osama bin Laden himself. Although, right out of the box, let me say I believe those who doubt the veracity of the tape have a good point. In these times, one can make any video appear to be anything or anyone. The technology is there. So, I can only give a 50/50 endorsement that the video is authentic bin Laden.
Regardless, it is a message from the terrorists. And I am horrified to report that bin Laden makes as much sense as your president! He is as fully as accurate and as reasoned as bush — maybe more so. Boy, do I hate to say that! But, after all, they are both radical religious fundamentalists… both perfectly willing to engage in violence.
In his message, bin Laden accurately describes the status quo in the U.S. citing the frustration of the American people, the sodden inability of the Democrats in Congress to make any meaningful move… He even works in the destruction of our middle class and the failure of the subprime mortgage industry, for crying out loud!
His solution? Americans should convert to Islam and enjoy its 2.5 percent tax rate! I’m not so sure this is so much a 9/11 anniversary speech as it is a U.S. presidential campaign speech! Is he preparing to throw his little turban wrap thingy into the ring???
Need more proof? He’s dyed his beard black to cover the gray. OMG.
Your statecraft informer is very close to a meltdown over here!
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