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Did I Mention Glass And Real Wood?

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

While updating my dedicated readers about the Great Statecraft Informer American Third Party Mascot Hunt, I neglected to fully highlight the first (remember, the more qualified entries, the more qualified prizes!) gift the winning suggestion will receive, namely, it features glass and real wood!

That’s right. A professional black & white portrait – not only suitable for framing but – actually framed by fine, rich, real wood (no cheap plastic or metal, unless you prefer cheap plastic or metal ;-), AND made complete by genuine UV glass, to insure your image will not fade away.

AND it will be matted!

That’s right, matted in the color of your choice, so long as it’s black, white, burgundy, blue, cream or beige.

Note: Winner will have to provide an acceptable photograph in color or black & white of the chosen portrait subject, or arrange to visit me in California for a few hours of sketching ☺.

Your country is counting on you!

OK, mostly me :-P

A Black And White Framed Portrait

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

Since many a politician has claimed through the years, “I was framed!� I’ve decided the first gift for the winner of the Great Statecraft Informer American Third Party Mascot Hunt, will be a professional (I’ll be providing the professionalism ☺), framed black & white portrait of the person of their choice.

I’ve chosen black & white because color is too gory, politics is usually fought before a gray backdrop, and I’m way better at black & white than color ;-P.

You know my suggestion, err, umm, my wife’s suggestion: The Meerkat.

The world is open to you, even the world of your imagination. If you can’t find an appropriate “candidate� in what we’re told is reality, by all means or in any event, please feel free to invent one. Extra points will be awarded for providing a mascot name, and for that matter, a name for the party itself.

Contestants will be judged on a sliding scale, using a slippery High C and vodka, and the new Third Party dartboard. Failing a direct hit, the judges (myself, and my limited partners, Sam, Buster and Rusty, all neutered and fully limited) may have to fall back on merit.

Either way, the winning entry will receive an array of fabulous prizes (don’t forget the frame!), and the knowledge that they contributed to the restructuring of American political discourse for years to come.

The contest is open now to everyone of any age anywhere.

As long as you are at least 18 and registered to vote in the U.S. Or know someone who is.

As soon as I receive the first official entry, I’ll get to work filling out the prize array ;-)

Brainwashing Is Unhealthy For Children And Other Living Things

Monday, November 13th, 2006

If you read…

Stop The Underground Internet Madness!

You might enjoy this:

We all know about brainwashing, right? Although only used since around 1950, or so, the term generally applies to coercive, though often subtle, techniques applied in an attempt to modify a person’s thoughts or behavior.

Various methods have been tried, and continue to be used effectively, especially in closed, tightly controlled societies. Ah, but that’s politics, really.

Probably the most common and widely accepted form of “brainwashing� in current, and ever-expanding use is that of advertising. The best advertising can convince us we must have what we don’t need; everything old really is new again; and there is only one best of anything.

This is the kind of brainwashing on my mind today (or is it really my mind?) Anyway, as earlier reported, or later if you read top to bottom :-P, companies are endeavoring to convince us to buy products they already know we want at prices they already know we’ll pay. It’s the latest twist on behavior modification, and we must remain vigilant!

Now, where did this insidious idea have its genesis, I wondered. I looked in the clues closet, recently vacated by several ex-Congressmen, and lo and behold, what did I find?

Karl Rove.

Yes. “The Architect� (notwithstanding his ugly failures last Tuesday) is behind today’s modern brainwashing phenomenon. Not wanting to reinvent the wheel, global corporations have simply applied the remarkably successful methodologies pioneered by the CIA, and honed to perfection by Karl Rove.

It all centers on the concept of “spoon-feeding� information. Whereas traditional brainwashing, or advertising, focuses on repeating the same mantra over and over again, Rove realized the most effective use of information combined meaningless repetition with carefully parsed data.
Researches and scientists have always taken great care to insure their data was as unbiased as humanly possible in order to procure “honest� results, whatever they might be. Rove turned this ethic on its head, for his goal was not to discover “honest� results, but to reach the conclusion he envisioned at the start. Rather than conducting “blind vote tests,� he preferred “blind voter tests.�

It was in this way he created President George W. Bush.

He picked young George for many reasons. Money. Political connections. Name recognition. Young George was also a viable conduit for brainwashing himself. A test subject, if you will. Terribly unsuccessful in business (until friends bought him a baseball team), a proud “C� student, and notorious party boy, he was also ready for a change.

Rove took young George Bush under his wing, and taught him the value of “acting as if.� A recognized psychological technique, it wasn’t too long before Dubya began to exhibit a veneer of intelligence, hint at depths his recently vapid past made all but impossible, and found God in Jesus and Karl Rove.

Before you can say “digital dossier,� young George is governing Texas, raising money, and learning all about the concept of conservatism, neo, ultra, traditional and otherwise. After a time, he took the carefully crafted doctrine he was being spoon fed to heart, until he believed it all, through and through. A bit raw, perhaps, but he now seemed genuine.

As luck would have it, most of the worthwhile political opponents he would face in a race for the highest office in the land had died, peaked, or retired by the year 2000. It was ridiculously close; some say too close, if you know what I mean, but with the constantly re-brainwashed right wing, Karl Rove and God on his side, George W. Bush beat the cardboard cutout, now sometimes called the “former next President of the United States,� he ran against and captured the prize for himself.

Even The Architect needed help to keep moving ahead, however. After only six or seven months as Commander-In-Chief, it seemed 43 might wind up sharing 41’s fate as a one-term president. September 11, 2001 changed history in many ways. For one, it made George W. Bush look as he had rarely looked before, decisive, courageous and intelligent. This was accomplished largely through over-simplification.

Advertising at work again.

In short order, the enemies behind the terrible attacks were identified, pinpointed, and almost annihilated. Only the mastermind, Public Enemy #1, seemed to get away.

Had that focus remained, and the network been dismantled piece by piece with the assistance of a world fully on our side for a change, Bush might have won reelection in 2004 by acclamation (instead of barely besting yet another pitiful opponent), and perhaps earned a cherished place in American history. In addition, a whole lot of people would still be alive, civil war in the Middle East would not be imminent, and the Republicans might have retained control of the U.S. government for a generation or more.

20-20 hindsight? How could we have known all these things in advance? Well, that’s easy. Any time you decide to make the facts fit the premise, you’re destined for trouble; the bigger the issue, the bigger the trouble. Just because a technique proves effective in one arena, doesn’t mean it can be replicated in another. If it’s essentially disingenuous, it should probably be jettisoned before application. Even honest success does not always breed success.

Brainwashing, or the very best advertising, doesn’t actually alter reality. Some things are what they are, and cannot be readily changed. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try, but as Benjamin Franklin once said, “He that lives upon hope will die fasting.�

Sometimes techniques should not be applied. Some ideas should not hold sway. Companies, because they believe what’s best is what’s best for business, should not be allowed to use unfair practices to further “brainwash� the public. Presidents should not be able to pursue unauthorized crusades by any means necessary, regardless of how much they themselves have come to believe in the righteousness of their actions.

Karl Rove may indeed be a political genius.

Amazon.com may indeed be a brilliantly run business.

The ideas they employ to realize their desires, unfortunately, may only bring corruption and misfortune in the final, “blind� analysis.

Stop The Underground Internet Madness!

Monday, November 13th, 2006

A news story caught my eye this weekend and got me ranting, err, I mean, thinking.

It seems the Center for Digital Democracy, a Washington advocacy group, and the U.S. Public Interest Research Group, a leading consumer watchdog organization, are working hard to insure we do not become our own worst enemies. How, you ask?

Well, this is America, so naturally they’ve filed a complaint (and you thought I was going to say lawsuit, didn’t you?). In this case, they are asking the Federal Trade Commission to commence an investigation and spur new legislation.

What’s it all about? Two words: digital dossiers.

Sounds kinda cool, huh? “Good morning, Mr. Phelps, the time has come to use those digital dossiers you’ve been compiling. Number One says the time is right, and furthermore, believes most consumers are Number Two, anyway.�

Of course, there is no Mr. Phelps (Well, okay, there’re probably a number of Mr. Phelps out there, but that’s irrelevant. I’m sure they’re important in their own right, but we must move on, no .org), just firms the likes of Amazon.com, who’ve quietly been gathering more information about our online habits, and linking them with our IP’s (our supposedly private/secret/separate Internet Protocol addresses), even though that is officially verboten.

However does this affect me, you might ask?

I said, “However does this affect me?� you might ask. I’ll wait. Oh, c’mon, already.

Thank you. Okay, so here’s the deal: Right now, even as we blog, there are companies doing business with you, and countless “anonymous� others, online. Let’s stick with the Amazonians for now. You pay them an online visit, and begin scoping out their fine selection of vintage G.I. Joes with the Kung Fu grip. You’ve shopped for them before. Even you may not be sure why. The point is, Amazon knows this about you. They know where you live, if you will (or even if you won’t :-P). Not only that, they also know what you’ve been willing to pay for your eclectic collection.

Still no big deal, you say?

Did you really say that? Think! It isn’t just the G.I. Joes, or the CDs, frying pans, leather pants, crotch-less panties, stud collars, riding crops (you are eclectic, aren’t you?), or even how much you spend on these goodies.

They know who you are!

No longer a stranger in worldwide web paradise, you are a known entity, and you have become a target (I’m not sure whether Target is participating just yet, but you get the idea). Don’t you?

Not yet? Consider: You are unique. You really are swell. I mean that. Honest.

But I am, too. Dammit. And so is that person over in the corner by the window. And the guy who didn’t signal before cutting you off yesterday. And that banker, walking around in the rain without a Mac. Or even a Dell. We are all of us, individuals, with singular habits, interests, and proclivities. And while online, we often have the opportunity to “bid� on merchandise.

My G.I. Joe may cost me $73.50. You (sucker :-P) may have paid $88.00 for the same item, from the exact same vendor! And I got free shipping!!

Are you happy about this development? Maybe, if you are I. But then, who would I be? Anyway, the world of online shopping is rapidly devolving into a bazaar. But, my friends (and enemies, too, for deep down, you know you kinda like me a little), it is worse than a chaotic world of haggling, where UPC’s are meaningless.

The game is fixed. You can’t even haggle honestly. The vendors’ digital dossier on you has already told them what you’ll pay for any given item on their cyber shelves, and they’ll go no lower. What’s really burning my butt is, there’s somebody out there right now buying that same G.I. Joe for $66.25, they got free shipping, too, and a coupon good for 10% off their next purchase!

I don’t mind paying more for something because it’s an auction and I’m willing to go higher, or because someone else is a better shopper, clips coupons, or whatever. But to be outdone because a company isn’t showing me their best price??

To quote Graham Nash, “In a land that’s known as freedom, how can such a thing be fair?�

It isn’t bad enough you could fill the Rose Bowl with the people who know all kinds of personal things about me they have no genuine reason to know, because I choose to live “on the grid;� or the price of a gallon of gas is arbitrarily manipulated, often two or three times a day.

Now I’m stuck paying $7.25 more for my G.I. Joe than the next guy, and the company doesn’t want me to know I had any other choice! AND, they gave him a coupon! Can you believe it?

I say, you go, CDD and U.S.PIRG and FTC, and NSA, CIA and the FBI (oh, and NASA, too, I always liked NASA)… Most of you already know who I am :-O, and I urge you stop this madness before it goes any further. I am counting on you to do the right thing!

And so is that guy who paid $88.00. Really.

How About A Meerkat?

Friday, November 10th, 2006

Okay, here’s the deal…

I’m just about dead on my feet, and really need three to four hundred zees (or approximately 2,700 winks). But this blog needs to get into its sphere, so please excuse the short cuts and thievery contained herein {-[

If we’re going to get a real working, formidable third party together, ready to challenge the entrenched Democrats and Republicans (currently adding razor wire and barbed pundits to their defenses) we need a mascot; a symbol ’round which we can rally with pride.

As the first to enter (alas, I cannot win, besides, I’m still working on prizes ;-), let me humbly propose… the meerkat.

If I could ever figure out how to make this damned blog work properly, I’d offer neat photos and graphics, and such; instead please pay a call on these sites for images and fun facts about meerkats:

http://www.meerkats.com/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfacts/factfiles/3021.shtml

http://meerkats.net/photos-sentry/SENTRY7.jpg

http://meerkats.net/photos-sentry/SENTRY14.jpg

http://meerkats.net/photos%20play&grooming/meekats.con3_meerkats_play.jpg

In case you can’t tear yourself away, here are some facts now, ripped from today’s headlines. Okay, copies from a fairly recent website.

Meerkat Vital Statistics

Vision: Color. The dark eye markings act like built-in sunglasses.

Feet: Non-retractable claws. Four toes.

Ears: Closeable.

Height: 12 inches (30 centimeters).

Weight: 2 pounds (0.9 kilograms).

Light-absorbency: Called the “Solar Panel Of The Animal World,” meerkats use their dark-skinned, sparsely furred bellies to warm up.

Taxonomy: Members of the mongoose family.

Tail: 8 inches (20 centimeters) long and used as a tripod to balance the animal in an upright position.

Activity: Diurnal (active during the day).

Life span: 12 to 14 years.

Society: A group of meerkats, usually five to thirty members, is called a “mob” or a “gang.”

Meerkat Home

Home range: Southern Africa/Kalahari Desert

Dwelling: Grass-lined burrows that are shared with ground squirrels and yellow mongooses.

Toilet: Common latrine used by all members.

Transience: Mob moves several times annually if food supply is depleted.

Competitiveness: Meerkats are very territorial and will fiercely defend their home from other meerkat gangs.

Meerkat Predators

Guardianship: Meerkats are “snack size” for a number of animals, so one always stands guard while the others forage or nap.

Primary predators: Martial eagles and jackals.

911: Various alarm calls indicate different predators.

Meerkat Romance

Specialization: Alpha male and female do most of the breeding.

Litter size: 2 to 5.

Gestation: Eleven weeks.

Breeding season: October-April in the wild. Year-round in captivity.

Helplessness: Born with eyes and ears closed. Sparsely furred.

Helpfulness: Various adults will baby-sit the youngsters while the mother feeds.

Precociousness: Sexually mature at one year.

Meerkat Food

Diet: Scorpions (meerkats are immune to their venom), beetles, spiders, centipedes, millipedes, worms, crickets (FAST food), small mammals, small reptiles, birds, eggs, tubers and roots.

Meerkats show great mental capabilities and learn fast. Though small, they pack huge brainpower. Meerkats know, by instinct, that they must use teamwork, or else they won’t make it. All meerkats, when they grow up, possess enough information to teach someone else to be a contributing member to any meerkat colony (though they usually stay at home).

Bottom line here: These little dudes are fierce yet cute, small but sinewy, independent yet interdependent, smart but short attention-spanned, and like donkeys and elephants, and the rest of us, they’re not native to America, either!

And hey, check that nickname: “Solar Panel Of The Animal World.” Not only the wave of the future, these puppies are historical throwbacks, too, sometimes killing each other out of fear, or to get ahead in their world. Geez, talk about just like us! What a remarkable mascot candidate. And I can say so, because it was really my wife’s idea.

No, she’s not eligible to win either.

Let the Next Real Contest Begin. You’re Invited!

Friday, November 10th, 2006

The NEXT American Revolution, like America’s “War on Terror,� will be a long, long battle. Last Tuesday stands as the most recent skirmish. Obviously, not enough NON-Democratic and/or NON-Republican candidates were selected by the electorate to signal a major shift in voting habits. Some third parties did fairly well; others struggles as ever. But no clear movement for establishing a comprehensive, truly competitive party was seen.

And I think I know why.

It isn’t simply a matter of blindness, ignorance, stubbornness, gullibility, mob mentality, frustration, cowardice, insanity, or superciliousness, although clearly one or more of these can play a part in the average American election cycle.

NO. Look at the figures below (seemingly the last accurate numbers available):

In 2000, there were:

204 million eligible voters (age 18 or older)
63 million registered Democrats
47 million registered Republicans
32 million registered Independents or with minor party
62 million not registered

source: USA Today

Now consider for a moment, Republicans and Democrats share more than simply the most “club members.� They are, indeed, the oldest organized political parties in the U.S. But, most important of all:

They have, by far and away, the MOST READILY RECOGNIZED MASCOTS/SYMBOLS.

Yes, that’s correct; donkeys and elephants. Certainly, each has its laudable qualities, but on their own, with no political party affiliation, would folks casually link themselves and their prevailing civic convictions with elephants or donkeys. Of course not, but that’s not the point.

The crux of the matter here is, everybody ACCEPTS IT: Republicans are elephants; Democrats are donkeys. And every party member has adopted them for their own, often wearing appropriate, if peculiar wardrobe accessories, so no one need guess with what beast of burden their loyalties lie. Ah, if only the politicians for whom they vote ACTUALLY WERE the beasts of burden, instead of the people who continue to elect them, and maybe our “two-party� system would be a lot more fun to attend.

Meanwhile, back to the crux. There are many party choices available in these United States, ome nearly as old as the two who shall remain nameless. For more info about them, why not check out http://www.politics1.com/parties.htm. Not only does that site offer a comprehensive list, but also, where applicable, images of the other parties corresponding icons.

Each icon, or logo, if you will, is interesting. The American Patriot Party offers a stirring depiction of a well-dressed colonial regular; the Peace and Freedom Party features a traditional dove; the Libertarian National Socialist Green Party (c’mon, you’ve heard of them!) proudly fly a traditional swastika flag, only the blood red field is replaced with a peaceful green.

Only the American Reform Party, once part of Ross Perot’s erstwhile revolution, comes close to having a “mascot,� a realistic depiction an American Bison. Back from the verge of extinction, the bison once blanketed this country. Massive? Definitely. Heroic? Perhaps. Pathetic? When confronted by an average rifle shot. Absolutely.

But where’s the good humor? Where’re the cute, anthropomorphically endearing qualities? Even Teddy Roosevelt’s bull moose was more huggable (also the most successful third party emblem in American history, hmm?).

The time has come to fight mascot with mascot.

Between now and this time next year, We, the People… Americans all (yes, even R’s and D’s) must, I repeat, MUST devote some time to resolving this incredible INEQUITY! The mascot playing field must be leveled.

I call upon everyone within the sight or sound of my non-partisan voice to get to work!

Let your imaginations run wild. Consider the competition. Create a new American political icon around which the unaffiliated or disillusioned may rally, in time for the 2008 Presidential elections! The future of our nation’s civic and political integrity may well be riding on this one, simple act of marketing.

If I get any kind of reaction at all to this blog, I will promptly endeavor to find sponsorship, and perhaps offer significant incentives for your participation, and naturally, because this is America after all, for the winning entry. Any and all entries will be grandfathered, should rules and regulations apply at a later date, in keeping with traditional political practices ;-)

Get to FUN!

American Family Not Shopping At Wal-Mart?

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

Finally, a united front has formed (sort of) in opposition to Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club!

As a small businessperson and community development leader (the former – now and always, the latter – when I was younger and even more foolish), I have fought against the expansion of Sam Walton’s ubiquitous namesake businesses, often with little or no help, or success.

A couple of decades ago, the greatest support came from small town and community enterprises, many of whom were forced out of business by Wal-Mart’s practices before a defense could even be mounted. I vividly recall the video, “When Wal-Mart Comes To Town,� and how often we used it to help educate folks about the devastating power and reach of what would become the world’s largest retailer.

Then, low and behold, unions and associated liberal groups, unable to cope well with a soon-to-be-post-NAFTA world, and being beaten into the ground by Sam’s smiling price-slashers, got on board the anti-Wal-Mart train. A few successful battles ensued, temporarily crimping the retail raptor’s all-consuming, consumer-baiting style. Sadly, the “little engines that could,� were really no match for Sam “Bite the Bullet Train� Walton.

Ah, but even Wal-Mart must adapt to a changing world. Other retailers have learned some of the dirty tricks of the trade from Sam & Co., and have begun to eat a little of the discount giant’s cheap lunch. What’s a threatened, true-blue American store to do?

A while ago, Wal-Mart announced it would join the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce. And now Wal-Mart has made a deal with the Washington DC Center for Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender People, agreeing to donate 5 percent of the sales made through the group’s website to the Center.

What does this mean? I’ll tell you. It means conservatives are about to fight as hard, or harder, to make sure no one joins Sam’s “We Support The Homosexual Movement� Club.

The American Family Association is furious with Wal-Mart for reaching out to homosexual advocacy groups that support same-sex marriage, and have called for a “boy�cott of all Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club locations on the Friday and Saturday following Thanksgiving.

The conservative activist group is trying to recruit one million families who will refuse to shop at the Walton’s stores on what are traditionally two of the busiest shopping days of the year. Take that, Wal-Mart! Ho, Ho, Ho!!

Small town storeowners rarely, if ever, manage to keep the faithful, faithful, after Wal-Mart comes to town. Unions and fair-traders haven’t slowed the hungry giant’s insatiable appetite, much either. With lower wages everywhere, most folks have little practical choice but to patronize the sweatshop-serving retailer.

Now a new county is being heard from… a county, perhaps, feeling a certain sting following last Tuesday’s anti-Bush elections.

Although voters in eleven state’s overwhelming approved measures to restrict marriage to heterosexual couples, the AFA says Wal-Mart should have remained neutral in the cultural battle over homosexual marriage.

It says Wal-Mart made an “ideological” decision, not a business decision, and hopes to teach the company the same lesson it believes it taught the Ford Motor Company, when that firm reneged on a promise to stop financially supporting homosexual advocacy groups.

The AFA says almost 600,000 people have signed a pledge to boycott Ford, contributing to its biggest quarterly loss in 14 years.

Even though it faces a renewed challenge from various union-backed groups, and now the fearsome power and authority of the AFA; and even though it is viewed as negatively as President Bush, has experienced sluggish sales, employee rebellions, and increased competition everywhere it turns, Wal-Mart recently announced plans to open stores in 600 new locations in the coming year.

Unlike the president, it looks like Wal-Mart, at least, really is going to “stay the course.� We’ll have to wait and see what the shopping public elects to do after Thanksgiving.

The Pendulum Is The Pits

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

I still believe The NEXT American Revolution is necessary, and some day will break through the gridlock, which has become our electoral reality.

Yesterday, a massive shift took place, with the majority of voters electing to bring the Democratic Party back to the leadership table. Donald Rumsfeld, ever the patriot, has fallen on his steak knife, while President Bush is dining, with as much grace as he can muster, on crow.
Time will tell how the menu will change.

Nationally, third party candidates did only about as well as they have the past couple of election cycles. At least they didn’t appear to have lost much ground, if any.

As I write this, I wonder if my fellow Americans will ever lose their dependence on foreign oil, or domestic snake oil.

The balance of power in Washington, thanks almost entirely to a remarkably incompetent executive branch, and slightly more corrupt than average legislature, is swinging back toward the Democrats.

Are there ideological differences between the donkeys and elephants? That mostly depends on where in history you choose to examine our two dominant parties. Not only has power swung back and forth between them, with an occasional third party “scare,� but the Democrats and Republicans have changed their stripes through time, as well.

The only thing that hasn’t changed is that Americans continue to believe – even in the face of overwhelming evidence – their twin primary standard-bearers are intrinsically honest, and they have no choice but to support the “least bad� of the two.

“Surely,� they seem to be saying again, “The new Democratic tsunami we’ve brought about will change the culture in Washington!�

Look, over there in the corner… That’s me, not holding my breath, but continuing to hold my nose.

Don’t get me wrong. I am all for competence in our nation’s various halls of power. I’m expected to be competent, why shouldn’t they? When mistakes start piling up, and people are suffering and/or dying unnecessarily, change must come. If some people are too stubborn to see or admit the errors of their ways, 2X4’s are often required to get their attention, if nothing else. It appears the electorate chose a sledgehammer yesterday.

And so, the great pendulum of political power in the U.S.A. has begun to swing back in the far left direction of the recently woebegone Democrats, after reaching a Republican apex sometime around “Mission Accomplished.�

In the not-too-distant future, I can see the – by then – misbegotten Republicans, having suffered defeat and setback, and in the wake of new and “shocking� Democratic behavior, rising up once again to reclaim their preeminence; pulling the great pendulum of power back once more toward their esteemed position on the far right.

In the meantime and between time, as an old radio friend of mine used to say, each party will make glacial progress on topics that really, really affect the average American, while making tremendous pomp and pomposity about a variety of issues that stir the emotions, but rarely touch average American lives.

The worst part of all is that We, the People… The “average� Americans, will continue to lie strapped to the cold, hard table, at the nadir between our two monolithic masses of mayhem, slowly bleeding to death from each successive swipe of the sharp and heavy bob, which both wield, but neither can control.

Johnny Hart’s wonderful comic strip, “B.C.�, once featured a character sitting with a large rock tied to the top of his head. Another character, startled, asks about the rock. He’s told it’s for his headache. The second character exclaims, “The rock cures your headache?!� The first character smiles and says, “No, it gives you one.�

I think that’s how a lot of Americans are concerning Republicans and Democrats. It doesn’t make any sense to continue tying the rock of those two parties to our collective head, but time after time, year after year, we smile and we do it. We just did it again yesterday.

I’ll probably be able to laugh about it come tomorrow, but I just can’t today. My head really hurts.

Time Has Come Today

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

The time has come today to begin The NEXT American Revolution. The more people vote for NON-Republican and NON-Democrat candidates for office today, the closer We, the People will be, to realizing REAL CHANGE for the better in the U.S.A.

No long speeches today. Just a few words from some people who contemplated time and changing, and were kind enough to provide music so we could sing along. ☺

from Time Has Come Today by The Chambers Brothers:

Now the time has come (Time)
There are things to realize (Time)
Time has come today (Time)
Time has come today (Time)

from The Times They Are A-Changin’:

Come gather ’round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You’ll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin’
Then you better start swimmin’
Or you’ll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin’.

The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin’.
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin’.

from Time For Change by Motley Crue

I heard some kids telling me
How theyve lost all the faith in the way
Theyve been talking world peace
And the wars in the streets

(pre-chorus)
The lines on their faces so deep
A revolution, or reach out
And touch the day
Were overdue, child

(chorus)
Change
Now its time for change
Nothing stays the same
Now its time for change

from Take It Where You Find It by Van Morrison

Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it

Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it

Time For Living by Russ Giguere/The Association

Sunrise, sunset
What you’re born with is what you get
Let your fear just pass away, then your love will fill your days
I know
I need so little, yet so much
Child’s sweet laughter, woman’s touch
I can’t say just what is real, all I know is what I feel
I know
The time it is today, and we must find our way
My heart it clearly states, the answer’s not in hate
I once believed that love was but a dream
But now I know that love’s a flowing stream
They’re lying, killing, they’re pushing their rules
They tell you the prophets all are just fools
But I know different and I won’t be used
It’s they that are lost, it’s they are confused
Sunrise, sunset
What you’re born with is what you get
All your worries, all your fears
They don’t change the passing years
I know

from Chicago by Graham Nash

We can change the world rearrange the world
It’s dying - to get better
Politicians sit yourselves down, there’s nothing for you here
won’t you please come to chicago for a ride
don’t ask jack to help you `cause he’ll turn the other ear
won’t you please come to chicago or else join the other side
We can change the world rearrange the world
it’s dying - if you believe in justice
dying - and if you believe in freedom
dying - let a man live his own life
dying - rules and regulations, who needs them
open up the door

Happy VOTING! Oh, and…

Up the Revolution!

It’s Monday Morning. May I Have My Quarter Back?

Monday, November 6th, 2006

The Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary contains the following info:

Main Entry: Monday-morning quarterback
Function: noun
Etymology: from a fan’s usually critical rehashing of the weekend football game strategy
: one who second-guesses
- Monday-morning quarterbacking noun

Education.yahoo , and The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition (which offer no hyphen), provide the same definition:

One who criticizes or passes judgment from a position of hindsight.

These definitions do not apply to me! Until the end of the voting day tomorrow, this quarterback is definitely NOT throwing twenty-twenty hindsight around. I’ll pass on that, thank you ☺

I may occasionally have written a pretty offensive line in support of The NEXT American Revolution, and exhibited unsportsmanlike conduct or unnecessary roughness towards the Republican and Democratic Parties, and if so, I am sorry.

It’s only because the game is on the line tomorrow, and the neutral zone is no place to be huddling. The owners are throwing an all out 2.5 Billion dollar blitz at the fans, hoping the crowd stays out of the game altogether.

The left guard is trying to make the right tackle uncomfortable issues, and the right guard is hoping to make the left tackle its undeveloped game plan. Neither side has made any forward progress in years. Instead of insisting on a measurement of their character, the fans themselves should bring in the chains until these two teams are all tied up.

I’m an Independent Line backer, and I realize that sudden death for Democrats and Republicans and their illegal motions isn’t likely; but overtime… I know we can win.

No, I won’t guarantee an upset tomorrow. Joe Willie, I’m not. I’m not really even a quarterback, but come Tuesday, November 7th, you won’t find me riding the pine, or running out the clock . I’ll be in the game, not down and out.

When it comes to a government of, by, and for, the people, maybe this year we can take a quarter back, and then half back in 2008. If all goes well, our government may have earned the full backing of its citizens by 2012.

Neither left nor right, I stand strongly behind the center, and I’m calling an audible from these sidelines. Yesterday’s games are over. Don’t let tomorrow’s game be just another coin toss between Republicans and Democrats.

Oh, yeah, and just one extra point…

To achieve our goal, posts like this need to be shared, so pass it along until everyone learns about The NEXT American Revolution! The internet provides near immaculate reception, so don’t drop the ball fumbling for stamps and envelopes. Email ‘em!

The time has come for a little razzle-dazzle… for special teams to take the field and change the whole complexion of this game. Together we just might go all the way.

Up the Revolution!

ZYZZYVA

Monday, November 6th, 2006

THIS CAN BE YOURS!!!

That’s right, sports fans – who started that, anyway? – zyzzyva can be yours!

Zyzzyva (a kind of American beetle) regularly appears as the last word in many English language dictionaries, and tomorrow, you can have the last word in current events and American politics.

YOU CAN VOTE!

Assuming you’re registered. Of course, you can cheat, and vote anyway, if you’re not. Wouldn’t be the first time. In any event, your vote is the last chance you have to tell the people who are, or want to be, representing your interests in government circles (I say blessed are those who travel in circles, for they shall be known as “wheels�) large and small, what you really think of the job they’re doing.

Do you believe – I mean, look ‘em right in the eyes and know in your gut believe – the people you’ve elected are actually capable of changing things for the better in the good ole US of A?

Well, no matter what I say about Republicans and Democrats being the problem, not the solution, you go ahead and elect ‘em again. What the hell do I know, anyway?

BUT… If you don’t believe, AND… what the hell, maybe I’m right, for the love of Mike, DO NOT ELECT THEM AGAIN.

Be bold. Be daring. Be revolutionary!

BECOME CHANGE.

Be a part of The NEXT American Revolution NO Democrats. NO Republicans. Only “others� will get your vote this year!

Then you won’t just have ZYZZYVA, you will become A ZYZZYVA. “A,� referring to the letter, appears first in most English language dictionaries.

Vote your conscience. Vote your gut. Vote like the future depended on it.

It does.

Tomorrow, be independent. Change history. Be the first and last word in politics.

Up the Revolution!

It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

Republican?

Democrat?

C’mon, now. Don’t be silly. Life’s too short. The U.S.A. is too important. The future of the planet is too important!

Exaggeration? Look around. Neither backroom behemoth can produce a common sense agenda for our country, let alone the world, and to one extent or another, a good portion of the world continues to look to us to for guidance in this new century.

I know how you feel. It’s always been Democrats and Republicans. It’s like bread and butter; love and marriage; Batman and Robin. But these guys aren’t caped crusaders. They’re mostly just men in expensive suits. Well-draped masqueraders, is more like it.

Anyway, there are options if you’ve had it up passed here (my hand is raised way up), and are considering joining The NEXT Revolution.

You may choose to blindly select the NON-Republican or NON-Democrat on your ballot, and I continue to think that “blind� vote is better than going for the D’s and R’s you can see. Or you can investigate about independent and third party candidates in advance.

Here are a few places you might like to visit:

http://www.thirdpartywatch.com/

http://www.thenewstribune.com/opinion/othervoices/story/5926436p-5230086c.html

http://www.ballot-access.org/winger/iba.html

http://www.ballot-access.org/

Some may seen a bit dry, but the info is worth the effort, and besides, a little dry is a nice change from the deluge of sludge the two main parties are offering up.

Speaking of up… Up the Revolution!

Surprise! Only Elephants and Donkeys Need Apply

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

In Washington, Democrats and Republicans are making the most of our “horse race� mentality, with the election now only days away. They’re calling names, pulling hair, telling lies we would have gotten punished for as children, and hoping their show is entertaining enough none of us pay attention to what’s really going on. Surprise!

That’s what they should call Republicans and Democrats… The Surprise Parties!

Anyway, we all know the two major parties are corrupt, morally and intellectually compromised, and nearly clueless about what public service really means, but Surprise! They are also actively seeking to limit the impact “other� parties, and their respective candidates, can have next week and in the years to come!

• House members are crafting legislation designed to hamstring any “other� party from raising the kind of money the R’s and D’s do. Surprise!

• Judy Baar Topinka, Republican Candidate for Illinois Governor is pleading with voters in her state NOT to “waste their vote(s)� on the Green Party candidate. Surprise!

• George Seaman, an independent candidate for the Arizona legislature, is suing that state for not providing a free list of registered voters to anyone but “qualifying� parties, even though the U.S. Supreme Court said they had to… 36 years ago. Surprise!

• Leading Republicans and Democrats in their states are blocking ballot activists, hoping to change the laws in Oklahoma and Pennsylvania, which effectively prevent “minor or independent� party candidates from running for statewide office. Surprise!

Seems like our nations two main parties CAN agree on something, however. When it comes to wielding power in the U.S.A., Only Elephants and Donkeys Need Apply.

Friends, The NEXT American Revolution starts now. It starts here. It starts with you. The tidbits above only scratch the surface of thick, viscous, slimy political ooze, which covers our country’s system of government. Layer after layer has been applied, year after year, by people consumed with raising money and holding on to their jobs, and at the same time convinced that We, the People, are too ignorant, too preoccupied, or like them, too damn jaded to give a damn anymore.

Surprise! Democrats!!

Surprise! Republicans!!

Even now, after all you’ve done to bar the door to OUR halls of government from “outsiders,� “other� party candidates are projected to do quite well this year, and poised to win a half dozen state legislative seats, or more. Their numbers are going up. Your numbers are going down.

Maybe it’s kind of like television. When I grew up, there were three main national networks. We had a couple of local channels, too. That’s pretty much the way it stayed, until cable and satellite and broadband came along. Now the “big three� networks, as they used to be known, who once drew 100% of the viewing audience, are lucky to get a “10 share.�

When it comes to Democrats and Republicans, and especially the national parties they represent, we don’t need a new technology to come along to loosen their stranglehold on our government.

Surprise! We have the technology. It’s called VOTING.

More accurately, it’s called VOTING FOR NON-REPUBLICANS AND NON-DEMOCRATS until they get the picture:

Either focus on what We, the People, are striving for, or we will gradually change the channel. If their current programming, and lousy commercial content don’t change, eventually we may never change back.

But we can’t wait for them. They won’t jump. They must be pushed. The only push they’ll understand is the one we have at our command. The NEXT American Revolution is our answer to “business as usual� in Washington.

Starting this year, imagine your voting booth is a whole NEW technology. Imagine your voting booth is really a remote control. Every time you “click� for a NON-Donkey and a NON-Elephant, you begin to reprogram your government!

So, this year, if you’re tired of the same old “showsâ€? on GOV-TV, change the channel!

This year, vote NO to reruns!

Vote NO to Democrats!

Vote NO to Republicans!

Who really likes Surprise Parties, anyway?

Up the Revolution!

Stick A Wedge In It!

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

What do you do when you’re a politician who can’t admit to your constituents that you aren’t able to follow your convictions about the day-to-day business of governance, because you don’t actually pull your own strings?

What do you do if you’re a Democrat or a Republican office-holder or wannabe, and you’re struggling to convince the suckers, err, I mean, voters, there really is a difference between the two parties when it comes to running the country on their behalf?

That’s easy (perhaps even a “no-brainer�)… Find an emotional issue (very often a non-issue until they adopt them) upon which the population struggles to find consensus and,

STICK A WEDGE IN IT!

They aren’t called wedge issues for nothing. Everybody knows what I’m talking about, right?

Pick any “hot button� topic, politcomediaspeak™ for wedge issue, and what you get is the far sides of the pendulum, and the devaluation of reason all around.

Result: In the ensuing battle of words, some folks actually believe these issues are what governing America is all about, that their favorite politicians “feel their pain,� and that all is well as long as their side wins.

True result: No one wins. Everybody loses. Nothing is ever settled forever. These issues are personal, not political, and the country continues to be run by the (often) unseen, unconcerned, and entirely pragmatic forces, which actually determine what Democrats and Republicans make the law of the land.

Join The NEXT American Revolution! DO NOT VOTE Republican or Democratic. And when you hear politicians from either side go on and on about what makes them different, or better, or wiser than the other, remember the R’s and D’s haven’t really been much different for years.

And just for fun, tell ‘em to STICK A WEDGE IN IT!

Up the Revolution!

And The Women Shall Lead Them

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

More than half of all Americans (and American voters!) are women. We ‘re nearing a century since the men of this country deigned to give their “better halvesâ€? an equal say in how the U.S. should be led, and by whom. It only took a hundred years or so of entirely uphill battling, over generations, to achieve this obviously worthwhile goal!

Women’s Suffrage, as their movement was known, was another “American Revolution.� This space continues to focus on “The NEXT American Revolution,� which is dedicated to taking our electoral system back through the power of the vote! The NEXT American Revolution will succeed, whenever it becomes clear to the powers-that-be, and the powers-behind-the-throne, that We, the People of the United States, refuse to be held hostage to their business as usual.

We believe the one and only way this will happen is when enough of us finally decide NOT to elect Republicans and NOT to elect Democrats. We believe continuing to vote D and R is the only true way to WASTE A VOTE. The NEXT American Revolution starts now, next Tuesday, and continues until the job is done!

Following are numerous quotes from some notable women who’ve made a difference; people with a vision for a better America, and the will and perseverance to help make their dreams a reality for all of us.

I hope women, and farsighted men, will recall their struggles, and realize the cause of a better America is ongoing, and we all have an important part to play. Let’s start by making our votes count for something this year!

Let’s send a message that The NEXT American Revolution is here, and it’s not going away until our voices are heard and our convictions have ruled the day!

“Energy rightly applied can accomplish anything.�

• Nellie Bly (1864-1922) Investigative Journalist

“If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which we have no voice or representation.�

• Abigail Adams (1744-1818) First Lady

“Just don’t give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don’t think you can go wrong.�

• Ella Fitzgerald (1917-1996) Jazz Singer

“I have no idea of submitting tamely to injustice inflicted either on me or on the slave. I will oppose it with all the moral powers with which I am endowed. I am no advocate of passivity.�

• Lucretia Mott (1793-1880) Feminist and Abolitionist

“As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold that person down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.�

• Marian Anderson (1897-1993) Singer

“Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.�

• Susan B. Anthony (1820-1906) Suffragist

“Loosen your girdle and let ‘er fly!�

• Mildred “Babe� Didrikson Zaharias (1911-1956) Athlete

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